Erotic massage in Amsterdam after an evening in a Jordaan brown café

A brown café is the opposite of a club. The lights are low, the tables wooden and close together, conversations run long and nobody hurries you out. Many guests spend a whole evening in one or two of them, moving from a corner table to a bar stool and back again. When the night ends there, it ends gently, which makes its last part easy to plan.

Writing from a small room

These cafés are small, and a phone held up at the bar gets noticed. Write outside, or at your table while your company is ordering. One message with the room address, the hour you will be in and the length is enough, and the reply usually arrives before you finish your glass. If you would rather not have the phone out at all, write before you go in and name an hour.

The walk back

From the Jordaan to most central hotels is a walk along water: the Prinsengracht, the Bloemgracht, the Egelantiersgracht, then across into the canal ring or towards Dam Square. On a mild night it is one of the pleasures of the evening. Allow for the bridges, the cobbles and the cyclists who come out of the dark without lights. If your room is in Oud-Zuid or Zuidas, a taxi from the Rozengracht or the Marnixstraat is quicker.

Quiet streets, late at night

The Jordaan is a residential district, and its narrow streets carry sound. If you are staying here in a rental or a small hotel, keep voices down on the doorstep and the stairs, and tell the house which bell to ring. The bells of the Westerkerk carry across the rooftops through the evening, a reminder of the time for anyone tempted to stay for one more.

Choosing the length after a long sit

An evening on a café bench leaves the back stiff and the mind unhurried. A ninety-minute erotic oil massage answers both, with warm oil and a slow start. If you have had more than you meant to, a single hour or a booking for the next evening is the better choice. The guide to the going-out districts compares the Jordaan with the louder parts of town.